Here are some generic jokes about Yugos.
 | Q. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds? |
| Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill? |
| Q. How do you upgrade a Yugo car? |
| Q. Why don't Yugos sustain much damage in a front-end collision? |
| Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual? |
| Q. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows? |
| Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? |
| Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill? |
| Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office? |
| Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo? |
| Q. What do you call a Yugo with brakes? |
| Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill? |
| Q. What do you call Yugo passengers? |
