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Here are some generic jokes about Yugos.

bulletQ. How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

bulletQ: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?

bulletQ. How do you upgrade a Yugo car?

bulletQ. Why don't Yugos sustain much damage in a front-end collision?

bulletQ. What is found on the last two pages of every Yugo owner's manual?

bulletQ. Why do Yugos come with heated rear windows?

bulletQ. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?

bulletQ. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?

bulletQ. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?

bulletQ. How do you double the value of a Yugo?

bulletQ. What do you call a Yugo with brakes?

bulletQ. How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?

bulletQ. What do you call Yugo passengers?

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